Schaffer The Darklord

On Thursday, December 20th, 2018 at 9pm EST, Schaffer the Darklord will perform his song "House Tickle Pfeiffer" (a tribute to the beloved holiday classic "A Christmas Story") on Facebook Live continuously for an hour. facebook.com/schafferdarklord

Good morning, friends. Please enjoy my new holiday song "House Tickle Pfeiffer," produced by Vince Vandal. Download it for free or name your price. The choice is yours! The only thing that's important to me is that this song makes its way into your holiday music rotation. Get it now at: https://schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com/track/house-tickle-pfeiffer

Tomorrow (Tues. Dec. 4th): I am going to release a holiday-ish single on Bandcamp. So get your holiday-ish spirit ready. #htp

Happy birthday, MC Frontalot! With lots of love from your most obnoxious friend. <3

If you tried to order The Department of Darkness Deluxe Edition USB this week but then changed your mind due to the absurdly high shipping cost, please know that that was just an error I made when setting up the mail order listing. It's fixed now. Here's the original post again: Did you enjoy the debut album from The Department of Darkness (producer Vince Vandal & rapper Schaffer the Darklord & 11 amazing guests)? WELL! Now you can get your hands on the album's DELUXE EDITION USB! This 4GB drive measures 3.37" x 2.13" x 0.09" and includes the full album, plus instrumentals, acapellas, bonus tracks, photos, detailed album notes, video and more. Available now on Bandcamp. Get it here, creeps: https://schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com/album/the-department-of-darkness

This Friday November 30th in Fort Worth, TX: Beakercon @ Lola's featuring LEX the Lexicon Artist, Crayondroids, Dual Core, Tribe One, Mikal kHill & Schaffer the Darklord. PLEASE ATTEND THIS HOT BUSINESS IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO SO.

Epic Piecast https://www.facebook.com/805717729550078/posts/1780861642035677/

Please vote for my family of Lynch-obsessed weirdos. Thank you.

You're running out of time to rent/buy the full length (20min) version of "A David Lynch Movie" on Vimeo. Starring Schaffer the Darklord and the cast of The Pink Room: David Lynch Burlesque. Directed by Francine Daveta. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/adavidlynchmovie?fbclid=IwAR1TiaJwQi_VqK4-7ZVKx27nogVBEwQXYRJYM9dYFT04lrZuOvfPepKqJOE

Did you enjoy the debut album from The Department of Darkness (producer Vince Vandal & rapper Schaffer the Darklord)? WELL! Now you can get your hands on the album's DELUXE EDITION USB! This 4GB drive includes the full album, plus instrumentals, acapellas, bonus tracks, photos, detailed album notes, video and more. Available now on bandcamp. Get it, creeps.

Next Friday November 30th: I will perform at Beakercon (feat. Beaker) @ Lola's in Ft. Worth, TX with some of my favorite people.

November 14th, 2018. Today is my birthday. #schafferday

Next Wednesday November 14th is my birthday. In honor of this non-event, I ask that you help me continue a 7-year tradition by posting a pic of yourself wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging that pic with #SchafferDay I thank you in advance for indulging an old man.

AYO. The debut album from The Department of Darkness (aka Vince Vandal & Schaffer the Darklord & lots of amazing guest vocalists) is available for your listenings on Spotify and iTunes now.

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I will return to Fort Worth, TX at the end of the month to participate in the joyous event known informally as "Beakercon." Event link in comments.

"Want, For Nothing" is the new record from Danger Grove (aka Jesse Dangerously & Lizard Grove), and it's utterly gorgeous. You owe it to yourself to pick this up and listen on repeat.

Surely you've seen the 5 minute long music video for my song "A David Lynch Movie" that Francine "The Lucid Dream" directed. But have you seen the full-length 20+ minute long short-film version of it? PROBABLY NOT, because it has never been available online....until NOW! Go get it, creeps: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/adavidlynchmovie?fbclid=IwAR3XtcQ1ehi_J_w9RbIQCiggBLldzuljznvYXlm5emZVNsggc8sQFMRxo8I

Please enjoy this topical and Halloween-appropriate track from The Department of Darkness this holiday season. Be afraid, shitty men. Be very, VERY afraid.

Photo by Ben Trivett, 04/02/2017.

Photo by Pixel Journalism, 01/05/2017.

Tonight! Tues. Oct. 23rd! The Mount Nerdcore Tour wraps up in Oklahoma City! #mtnerdcoretour

The Mount Nerdcore Tour has two shows left: Mon. Oct. 22nd - St. Louis Tues. Oct. 23rd - Oklahoma City #MtNerdcoreTour

Three more shows for The Mount Nerdcore Tour: Sun. Oct. 21st - Kansas City Mon. Oct. 22nd - St. Louis Tues. Oct. 23rd - Oklahoma City #MtNerdcoreTour