Professor Elemental

This animated Prof for a forthcoming video by @slmanimates makes me very happy. He's captured my general air of confusion perfectly...

The new song from Ella Jean and Rob Grundel is finally out and it's as fresh, catchy and kickass as I'd hoped for. Check it: http://smarturl.it/ugly-hesitate

All of Asgard praises those kind souls who have contributed to the library appeal, including the lovely pile I recieved today We should be getting the books to the library week. Thou art worthy. (thanks)

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I mean, sure, I dont *need* two toy monkeys performing surgery on each other... but a bargain is a bargain...

Lovely weekend of shows with some of my favourite peoples (and a tiny terrifying dragon hunter). Cheers #club85 and #enchantedmarket, youre lovely

HELLO YOU. The ridiculously talented @imrobstephens is designing me a new mug! But should it be with or without my wibbly arm? please decide for us thank you

Tomorrow night is going to be a very special gig- a massive party for the club owner at one of my fave venues (@club85 in #Hitchin), and you are ALL Invited: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/428656

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Launching into 2019 armed with only with my space suit and a grumpy ape! Along with these shows- theres new dates in York, Chippenham and more. check the prof website for details. Art by the wonderful @mrjamiekeys and design by the amazing @rudelogic

Why do I support @jenniegyllblad on Patreon? Well, there's art, the storytelling.... and the occasional random delivery of weeping stone angels and odd Swedish sweeties...

That time when all of the #DoctorWho's met up with #Eastenders in the early 90s is one of the best worst things you have ever seen: https://youtu.be/NQCeMIQpFBc It's our very own Star Wars Christmas special.

This brief encounter I had at a recent wedding tickles me far more than it should:

Finally sent out all of the jumble sale gifts yesterday- over 100 people joined in. If you get something ridiculous, please do share it and tag me in. I'd love to see what ended up with who x

THIS IS CLAUDE. CLAUDE IS SMALL. BUT CLAUDE HAS BIG TEETH.

THINGS SENT OUT FOR MY JUMBLE SALE SO FAR INCLUDE: 2 X SQRLS 1 x ZEBRA HEAD 1 X PAIR OF TROUSERS 1 X BIRD MASK AND MORTAR BOARD MANY MANY CDs & T-SHIRTS ...So...much...stuff... (head to the website to get your free things too)

GOOD MORNING! Here is a new music video, animated by Marnanel Thurman and featuring Jon Clark, Gramski and Katie Matey, it's ace: https://professorelemental.com/home Have a watch and then enjoy my very own jumble sale and pick yourself up some free goodies. Every day this week, I am giving away tons of lovely stuff, free with each order. Pith Helmets! Squirrels! CDs! T-Shirts! Woop!

Ah, finally a crest thats fitting for my stature. Thanks to https://www.deviantart.com/toyscoutnessie for this gorgeous piece of fan art.

This is great (the replies not the post obvs)

The first gig in the year's 'Alien of extraordinary ability tour' is THIS FRIDAY. We have a ton of weird and wonderful stuff planned, you really dont want to miss this one... Just a few tickets left, get there here: http://neeld.co.uk/whats-on/professor-elemental/all/

The campaign is still rolling with some wonderful donations in this morning. If you have any spare graphic novels, help me replace the books stolen from my local library...

May I present Miss Zuri Arrosa, I had the pleasure of seeing her 'History Of Burlesque' show last year and it was great. If you get the chance, I highly recommend getting out to see her and, if you are a Steampunk or burlesque event- you should drop her a line and have her host. She is ace.

ARE YOU IN BRIGHTON? HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF OWNING A GIANT R2D2 THAT LIGHTS UP? FOR FREE? There's one on the corner of Gloucester and Sydney street. whoever gets it first can have it. Quickly! Run! May the force be with you. @ THE BOMB, BRIGHTON

Brace yourself for a very special guest at next friday's show.... tickets here: https://www.visitwiltshire.co.uk/whats-on/professor-elemental-the-real-cheesemakers-p2612083

That feeling when the twenty squirrels you dont remember ordering arrive and the you open the package but youre sick in bed and now there are squirrels everywhere and youre too weak to get rid of them and your life has turned into a twisted version of your songs and why did you order them anyway #SQRL