Professor Elemental

To ensure you get all of the things in time for Christmas (including my splendid new festive gift pack), order today! Tomorrow, I shall post everything out, once and for all. To get ALL OF THE THINGS, head here: https://professorelemental.com/tea-books-games-comics

Since we're celebrating ten years of Indifference Engine, here's some gloriois photos of the original cast of freaks from 'Come Into My Parlour', (the unique show that gave birth to the Professor). To get the 10th anniversary edition of the album head to the professorlemental website....

GODDAMN YOU SQUIRREL WHO BROKE THE PEANUT HOLDER FOR THE BIRDS TO STEAL THE TASTY NUTS WITHIN. I will catch you. Oh yes. Even if it means dressing up as an alluring lady squirrel and seducing you. I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO PROTECT MY NUTS.

Great night with Horatio Kuppa-T and his crew last night. Thanks tp everyone who came and partied on the moon with us.

Phew! That's 227 orders of the 10th Anniversary Indifference Engine by me and @tomcaruana, sent off in the post this week! We're getting through the CD copies quickly, so if you'd like one, head to professor elemental dot com, while there is still time..... (Shouts to Faye Greenhalgh & Carl 'Wildman' Anderson for the original inspiration)

It's a miserable morning, so why not feel better about the day, by supporting this incredible project? I've worked with Audioactive over the years and seen the impact they have had making great music with young people and changing lives in the process. It's also one of those organisations that is extremely careful with the money that it gets, so you know every penny raised will be going on vital projects. Plus, you can spend the rest of the day feeling that, however rainy and grey it is out there, you have done an excellent thing. Shouts to Adam Joolia, Tom Hines​ & Jon Clark​ Please share and more importantly, donate: http://audioactive.org.uk/crowdfunder/

Lush recording session making bespoke songs over at @voicefox today. If i could get her damn cat to stop biting my rhymes..

I'm not saying that I love this comic collection more than my own children, I just ask that you dont ever make me choose.

Strap In Chaps: Here's the glorious trailer for the 10th Anniversary album, created by Shane Le Mar, especially for this release. Have a look and let me know what you think below. (Oh and you can grab the album itself from the Professor website- it's properly packed with good stuff and new material, so well worth your while) ...

Ah yes. That time I was left drunk in charge of a hawk whilst wearing borrowed trousers. Another lovely evening.

Of all the wrong Squirrel things that I get sent, this from Ellie Morgan-Jones is by far the wrongest. NOT OKAY. https://www.facebook.com/220071498035746/posts/2195331310509745/

Good Morning, The 10th Anniversary editon of The Indifference Engine is out today. A double album, remastered by @flevans with every track remixed by @teaseacaruana and some new stuff by me. Get yours at the Prof website, do.

Tomorrow. The Tenth Anniversary special Edition of 'The Indifference Engine' gets its elease. Fully remastered and with a whole disc of bonis material, Christmas has truly come early. Here's the original sketch for the cover by the incomparable @brigidashwood .

Good Morning. This should get you started - a three hour adventure into ridiculous Hip Hop and a tour of elemental manor with #HoohaLovesWax on @KoastRadio. Get into here: https://www.mixcloud.com/simondenny56/hoohar-loves-wax-with-professor-elemental-live-at-his-mansion-on-koastfm/

Recieved a mysterious package with this lovely book and an advent calendar of tea today- but I have no idea who it was from! If youre reading this, thank you for brightening up my morning and giving me a month of tea 😁

Hey @patreon pals, just added a new compilation for you- there are now *20* compilations of fresh tunes for you to download over on the site. That's 2000 songs for your ears and brain to enjoy. Get them here: https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental

VISA Granted. Tour Booked. Brace yourselves America . 2019 is going to be splendid indeed.

Alright you lot- I am playing on Thursday and I'd LOVE TO SEE YOUR FACES. It's the hometown date of the School of Whimsy tour, and more importantly the launch for @adamdfelman's album. Get your tickets here: damn late: https://www.seetickets.com/event/cgpresents-felman-debut-album-launch/the-hope-and-ruin-brighton-brighton/1272985 And please spread the word. x

#SQRLTHEMOVIE #SOON

That nice fellow Shaun T Hunter, kindly mentioned the Prof in this. If you haven't discovered the beautiful music of the captain and his ship mate yet, I highly recommend you track it down. Tis lovely

Took my date Regina to a new Restaurant in our living room tonight called the 'I like it cafe'. My choices from the menu provided: "mix it yourself herbs' starter, chicken and carrot main and a brownie for pudding. As you can see, it was costly but worth every penny...

#SQRLTHEMOVIE #SOON

Professor Elemental

Look at this new t-shirt! Isn't it everso nice? It was designed by the Rob Stephens and is out for a limited time this month. Quickly, head to Professorelemental.com and get yours before they all go! Any other images or Professor quotes that you'd like to see on a tshirt next year? Do let me know in the comments below...

The new t-shirt by @imrobstephens is out today and it's Adorable. Head straight to professorelemental.com to grab one in time for Christmas.