Professor Elemental

Hey @patreon friends- to celebrate making it to $1500- I have just sent you a new song, a new compilation of storytelling hip hop and an exclusive album of really weird songs that I made. Check in and enjoy right here https://www.patreon.com/professorelemental

GEOFFREY YOU DAMNED FOOL! GET OUT OF THAT TREE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF! And stop throwing pine cones at your only hope of rescue!

Now that's what I call Steampunk... #brassscrewconfederacy #Steampunk #splendid

Still rocking internally from the boat party with these miscreants last night. Brass Screw Confederacy, you are everything great about #Steampunk, thanks for a great show.

A malted chocolate milk, a large sausage and good company. Three cheers for America! @ Port Townsend, Washington

Ah marvellous. Made the local American newspaper front page again... but hang on..whats this? 'arguably one of the best performers in the genre' A genre with me and one other act in it. 'arguably' @ Port Townsend, Washington

Been awake for over 25 hours now. And Im fine. COMPETELY FINE. *sob*

How Im planning to spend tomorrows ten hour flight. ("after all I am drinking for two men")

KGH Charity Fund

Brace yourselves! This year at #Glastonbury I have teamed up with amazing @area51crew to create our own stage. Each night of the festival, there will be live prof shows, amazing acts, weirdness and dj Nick Maxwell on the decks. Its going to be ridiculous. Join us. #glastonburyfestival #theatreandcircusfields #bellasfield #hiphop #cabaret #whimsy

GOOD MORNING.

What a lovely way to celebrate! With my fave ape in a cake! cheers @mrjamiekeys

Sharing a birthday with my Dad has always been the very best of presents. Can we all wish @fatheroftheprof a very splendid birthday today!

So Much New Tea #nevertoomuch

Never mind all those silly films, #Marvel marketing peaked in the mid seventies.

BEHOLD! Limited preview copies of the new Tales Of Wrong book are exclusively available via the Professor Elemental Patreon page today. Packed with glorious @toadbriar art and design by @imrobstephens, I am chuffed to bits to have this book finished. (Contains adult scenes of swan eating, bad puppets and murderous grandmothers. May not be suitable for those with a nervous or overserious disposition)

happy times on the set of the Chronicles of Professor Elemental, 7 (!) years ago now...

Splendid artwork from Professor projects!

Filey, you were everything good about Steampunk in one lovely package. shout to Madam Misfit for joining me on stage x

Very excited to be playing at the #fulfordarmsyork with these beautiful rogues tonight. Three cheers for Biscuithead and the biscuit badgers!

Some of my favourite #Steampunks, all spotted at #watchcity in #waltham last weekend. What a fine bunch of folks they all were too.

Badgermingos and labradonkeys are one thing, but this is a step too far.

Now here's a chap who could work well in a Professor Elemental collabo.

A lovely stay with fine company and the best guest bedroom of all time. Thanks for introducing me to your many creatures @toadbriar and Andy.

Im not saying that I have got a reputation for being underprepared, but when I do occasionally rehearse it makes the local headlines