MC Chris

tony’s got bars

@kirstendunst in @fargo season 2. fucking so awesome and great. i want everyone to see this performance. let women age. their talents are our treasure and should never be kept from us.

chop it up chop it up. anybody want my cuisi real easy? https://ebay.to/2A5sHDQ lots of stuff. magic cards diapers. everything. 🧙🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️👶🏻💩

guys santa is high! come hang w us in michigan where weed just went legal! dec 21 in detroit and dec 22 in grand rapids. santa‘s got a big ol bag full of dab rigs and magical cakes! mcchris.com/shows for tix!🎄🔥🎄🔥🎄🔥🎄🎅🏻✌🏻❤️

tony’s too big for this bad ass red car! theres lots of home and baby stuff and a rug and a cuisinart now up for sale on ebay! help us get rid of stuff. so we can get ready for whatever comes next! ❤️🎄✌🏻 https://ebay.to/2A5sHDQ link in bio

do i have fans in ireland? if so where at?

i know most of this is junk. but let me know if there's anything good and i will put it up on ebay. appraise me! https://mcchris.com/mtgcards/

i love offspring.

hey saw my dr and he upped my meds. what do i win? besides ten more milligrams of lexapro. i’m next level depressed! it’s always ok to try to take care of yourself. and as u can see there’s nothing to be ashamed of even if things don’t get fixed right away (bc that’s not how this works.)

who wants to play my grand rapids christmas show on dec 22. send ur links to [email protected] please live close by! share w ur western michigan peeps!

mc christmas comes but once on ur moms. dec 21 detroit dec 22 grand rapids. get tickets now! mcchris.com/shows

half life tea confirmed! #valve

lucifer means morning star in latin. praise hail satan. happy sunday.

don’t hate. gimme ur smash tips.

ok who’s struggling? who needs help? who knows what works and what doesn’t? we need links, experiences, hope. everyone gets smashed during the holidays and for us alcoholics it is a hell on earth.

today i heard my son sing in french. it is the most chill thing that ever happened.

i listened to the album today after notes. and it’s done and it’s 52 minutes and it made me so happy and went by so fast. i’m very pleased.

and here we go. corporate weed.

hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. hawkeyes wearing a mask. #ronin

three million streams? three million streams?!? thanks guys. ❤️🎅🏻✌🏻

um actually... you DO matter

practice what u preach

MC CHRIS IN MICHIGAN! Detroit on 12/21 and Grand Rapids on 12/22! weed will be LEGAL but my rhymes will be totally ILLEGAL! that’s right my rhymes have been outlawed by your whack ass governor: rick snyder the dick rider! so let’s meet up and stir up dissent w mah crime rhymes. mcchris.com/shows get tix now. like this #ad and share it. zuck won’t lemme live! ☮️✌🏻🎅🏻🎄 🥦 🔥

cheer up: glass 1/18 lego movie 2 2/8 train ur dragon 3 2/22 captain marvel 3/8 us (get out 2) 3/15 dumbo 3/29 shazam 4/5 avengers 5/19 pokemon 5/10 john wick 3 5/17 aladdin 5/24 godzilla w randy 5/31 dark phoeniz 6/7 toy story 4 6/21 spider man 2 7/5 lion king 7/19 once upon a time in hollywood 7/26 hobbs and shaw 8/2 it pt 2 9/6 zombieland 2 10/? joker 10/4 addams family 10/11 charlie’s angels 11/1 terminator 11/1 death on the nile orient express 2 11/8 frozen 2 11/27 jumanji 2 12/13 star wars ep 9 12/20 wicked 12/20

i got a shout out in a beastie boys article???