Kaki King

“Max take my picture because I’m dead” 📷 @visiblemax Working on a new show and art is hard.

Once a best man, always a best man. My eldest son will always be a legend.

All she wanted from Santa was a gigantic snake. 🎄🐍

“Poorly Attended Inauguration” gingerbread house.

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For any of you in China this month, check out the Kaki feature on Travel Channel China! http://tc.hnntv.cn//ly/ydyzdy/ydyzdy2016/28908012.shtml

Check out myself + @ethelcentral on @newsounds on @wnyc @playing @songs @from @theneckisabridgetothebody @that @i @arranged @for @string @quartet @at @11 @pm

“I like it better than most girlfriends I’ve had.” And they wonder why more women don’t play guitar. This @therealsambora quote has killed me until I’m dead.

Omg I’m so hungry what to eat. Oh yeah those little potatoes we roasted the other night. They were so small they just puffed up to crispy skin with a smooth mash inside. But there’s only a few left? Heyyyyyyyyy that bit of spaghetti sauce we made. The one with the sweet and spicy sausage. It slow cooked all day. Smelled it from morning to night, those onions. That’s it. Onto those little tots you go. Yeah just a spoonful. Mmmmmmm but hey what is missing? No cheese? Damn no cheese. Oh well...except. Naw. No way. Too much, but. That Trader Joe’s run you did to Queens, couldn’t help grab that white cheddar popcorn. Took the bag to school pickup so the 4 yo wouldn’t be mad you that you didn’t fix her scooter yet. It’s mostly crumbs in that bag. Crumbly cheesy corny crumbs. Should I? Potatoes and sauce and popcorn. Do it. But it’s too much. Too crazy. It puts the popcorn on the sauce. Shake that bag out over THOSE LITTLE POTATOES AND SAUCE FUCK EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOMNOMNOMNOM

Took both smalls to vote. Babyson got the sticker which he then had a munch on. But we found this sweet blue LED to take a selfie with. #bluewave #takeyourkidstovote

Can I have both?

“Max take my picture because I’m dead.” 📷 by @visiblemax

They’ve got this under control. #newthings #hammers #ringingrocks #hazmat

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#tbt Missing that warm desert on this chilly fall day. Send me an oud! @muhammad_hosnii @noonband 📷by @activecultures #uae #abudhabi #dunes #sand #oud

Making things. #newproject

Goood night west coast. Gotta get home to my babes.

I went to a rage room. Not really my style but in 20 minutes I destroyed things and cried a lot and now I’m not anxious anymore. Just hungry.

“Max take my picture because I’m dead.” 📷 by @visiblemax #dead #sunglasses #lesbianmom #projectionmapping #acousticguitar #whitedress

Headed home after a crazy ride through Abu Dhabi and Sweden. Some kind of vampire bat infestation awaits me. 👶🏻🦇

“Max take my picture because I’m dead.” 📷 by @visiblemax. Guest appearance by @official_aldimeola

“Max take my picture because I’m dead.” 📷 by @visiblemax

Nothing can explain the bewildering opulence of the Turkish Airlines international lounge in Istanbul. Economists have scratched their heads. Poets have broken their pencils. Travelers have lain their heads on tables of baklava and missed flights drinking from open bottles of champagne and singing over player pianos. Pizzas and noodles and bowls of uneaten spiced lentils are strewn about without care. Birds fly and sing and copulate among the indoor olive groves while businessmen play VR golf in the atrium. I could go on, and on, but nothing really sums up the soul of this place better than when you go to the WC and are faced with an infinite number of selves—a multitude of your own possibilities each laden with so much promise and so much failure—while trying to relieve yourself of the discomfort from of all that you have just consumed.

Bye Abu Dhabi. It’s been a thing.