
Feinstein worse than Larry David with the Girl Scout cookies man
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I would eat 2,739 one dollar bills each day https://t.co/yqrUCMkPQR
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Personal Shopper is a good movie we liked it
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Minnie! Maya Rudolph’s mom!! https://t.co/3TeXX3hbM0
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If I was a cannibal I’d wait outside spas and legit massage joints because that’s when people are at their most tender
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RT @riverheadbooks: In @GQMagazine, @MarlonJames5 reveals the problem with writing comedy, why he still wears combat boots, and who he'd cast in @michaelb4jordan's film adaptation of BLACK LEOPARD, RED WOLF (!!) https://t.co/1r9yVgLnv2
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RT @SarahThyre: Things in my bag I could eat a salad with: Quarter Credit card Drivers license Keys Toy (fake) switchblade Two lipsticks à la chopsticks Vibrator
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I don’t marijuana but I try to live every day as though I’m high as hell https://t.co/2t0L0YYIhw
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This week’s traveling food observations: Cheez-Its are way better in a dry region and gummy bears are best in a place where it’s really humid. #foodie #superfoods #blogger
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RT @NoahShachtman: today is like scumbag woodstock
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No offense to Paul Revere, but hey @joshritter with a couple slick moves I think you can take Idaho https://t.co/2RcU1iNBAt
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Update: I did not win a BAFTA. I would like to un-thank the British
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RT @ArlanWasHere: When she said “let’s get in formation”, she was also saying “Let’s get information.”👩🏾🎤 https://t.co/rF7o0Q9OvM
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I had a corduroy jacket with leather elbow patches that I wore to elementary school in Alabama and my hair had not been cut yet so all the kids called me Edgar Allan Poe because I looked like the cartoonishly oversized-head caricature that was hanging on the wall in our class https://t.co/uLa0ZrEHe7
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And the mockingbirds will at last face the great reckoning https://t.co/rOwtBirVUb
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Damn right @leonbridges https://t.co/o8ay9RCJnV
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Hoo boy Marlon James’ ‘Black Leopard Red Wolf’ did not come to play
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Oh sorry I meant bandanas damn autocorrect
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My entire 20’s was a staged attack on myself tbh
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How many bananas could you eat if somebody was giving you ten thousand dollars per banana? I’m guessing I could do fifty.
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These haircuts, like mustache rides, are free for a reason https://t.co/HahbFIinVU
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RT @CraigSJ: In this life you either Garfield or you And Friends
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Oh how quickly Nashville forgets https://t.co/CS7SHNDq3W
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