Demetri Martin

I'm pro skip.

15 years later and I'm still right. #TBT

Scale is important.

I go by the outfit.

Taking tangents to another level. #bookloversday

NYC! I’ll be playing the New York Comedy Festival on November 8th at The Beacon Theatre. Get presale tickets this Wednesday at 11AM with code WANDERING at nycomedyfestival.com. Public onsale begins 8/12. Can’t wait to see you there. #MakeNYLaugh

Wandering Mind Tour continues! Fall dates on sale now at www.demetrimartin.com. Cities include NY, Denver, Seattle, Boston, LA, Atlanta... Pass it on! Link in Bio. #demetrimartin #wanderingmindtour #standupcomedy

Hey, BOSTON! 2nd show added to my Wandering Mind Tour stop in Boston on Sept. 22! USE CODE 'DO617' to get tickets to the just added late show at The Wilbur Theatre. Pass it on. https://thewilbur.com/artist/demetri-martin/

AUSTRALIA. Hey, I'm in Melbourne tonight! And Sydney tomorrow night! Some tickets at: www.frontiercomedy.com/demetrimartin

Hey. The next leg of my Wandering Mind Tour starts today. I'm in Honolulu tonight and then New Zealand this weekend, doing shows in Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington. Next week I'll be in Australia, doing shows in Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, and Perth along with a few other stops. Thank you to everyone in the U.S. who has come out to see me this year. I've added about 25 shows for this upcoming Fall, including New York, Los Angeles, Seattle and Denver. Tickets for all my dates are at www.demetrimartin.com. I hope you'll come see my new hour of material if your have the time. Thanks again -Demetri.

Yo, Australia. My tour down under starts next week! 4 June: Adelaide, 6 June: Gold Coast, 7 June: Melbourne, 8 June: Sydney, 10 June Canberra, 12 June: Perth. Tickets at www.demetrimartin.com. Link in Bio

The present seems the most tense of the tenses.

NEW CITIES ADDED TO MY TOUR! Pre-sale starts today! BOSTON SEATTLE SPOKANE LAS VEGAS ALBANY PROVIDENCE SALT LAKE CITY DALLAS NASHVILLE LOS ANGELES And more cities at demetrimartin.com. Use code: WANDERING Pass it on...

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Hi. I've had to reschedule some of my upcoming shows. I'm working on a TV project that conflicts with my upcoming travel. I'm sorry that I have to move these shows, but I've added more dates so that I can do a better tour of the U.K. As well as Scotland and Ireland. I know it's a bit far off, but I have a lot of fall dates that were already booked, so this is when I can get there. Anyway, I hate to let people down, so I'm sorry if I've caused anyone disappointment or trouble, but I'm looking forward to doing the shows. The tour has been going really well and I'm grateful to everyone who has come out to see my new hour of material. Fall dates will be announced soon. Thanks. #WanderingMindTour

Hello, people of DELAWARE, I want to let you know that I've had to reschedule the show I was going to do tomorrow in Wilmington. I'll be there instead on Feb 7. I'm sorry if this causes any problems for anyone. And I'm sorry for the late notice - I wanted to make sure I had a new date confirmed to tell you about, and it took a couple of days. I will have more new jokes for you on Feb 7.

Sometimes it feels like we're all just on some random planet in the middle of nowhere.

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