Crunk Witch

Thank you for all the love, support, and most importantly your time! See you in 2019 ( 4 weeks :D ) 1/03 Three Sheets - New Haven CT 1/05 MAGFest - National Harbor, MD 1/06 Trollingwood - Greenville NC 1/07 Tin Roof - Charleston SC 1/08 Juggling Gypsy - Wilmington NC 1/09 Soulbar - Augusta GA 1/10 Shanty Town - Jacksonville FL 1/11 Las Rosas - Miami FL 1/12 The Geek Easy - WinterPark FL 1/13 Back Porch Bar - Pensacola FL 1/15 The Milestone - Charlotte NC 1/16 Monstercade - Winston-Salem NC 1/17 Wicked Witch - Raleigh NC 1/18 Ottobar - Baltimore MD 1/20 Arcadia National Bar - Portland ME

4 weeks away yall!! Weve got a new show and venue change!! Peep the dates, invite your friends and get ready to party!!! 1/03 Three Sheets - New Haven CT 1/05 MAGFest - National Harbor, MD 1/06 Trollingwood - Greenville NC 1/07 Tin Roof - Charleston SC 1/08 Juggling Gypsy - Wilmington NC 1/09 Soulbar - Augusta GA 1/10 Shanty Town - Jacksonville FL 1/11 Las Rosas - Miami FL 1/12 The Geek Easy - WinterPark FL 1/13 Back Porch Bar - Pensacola FL 1/15 The Milestone - Charlotte NC 1/16 Monstercade - Winston-Salem NC 1/17 Wicked Witch - Raleigh NC 1/18 Ottobar - Baltimore MD 1/20 Arcadia National Bar - Portland ME

Those floppy ears make me so happy!

We're chilling hard at home after an amazing 2018!! Thank you so much for your continued love and support!! We cherish you all and look forward to seeing you again in the New Year! We're kicking off early in January!! Check the dates, mark your calendars, and tell everyone you know!!! 1/03 Three Sheets - New Haven CT 1/05 MAGFest - National Harbor, MD 1/06 Trollingwood - Greenville NC 1/07 Tin Roof - Charleston SC 1/08 Juggling Gypsy - Wilmington NC 1/09 Soulbar - Augusta GA 1/10 Shanty Town - Jacksonville FL 1/11 Las Rosas - Miami FL 1/12 The Geek Easy - WinterPark FL 1/13 Back Porch Bar - Pensacola FL 1/15 The Milestone - Charlotte NC 1/16 Monstercade - Winston-Salem NC 1/17 Wicked Witch - Raleigh NC 1/18 Ottobar - Baltimore MD 1/20 Arcadia National Bar - Portland ME LETS GET IT!!!!

We made it home and we're ready to be snowed in for the rest of the year!

Our Topeka friends got matching Crunk Witch tattoos!! So awesome! What a surprise!

This is my hero! The future of party is safe!!

To all of our friends who have continue to come party with us, and to all of the new amazing friends we've made on this tour, Thank you so much for being a part of this journey with us!! However, we still have 6 shows to go, and we would love to meet you all! 11/14 Hanging Tree Cafe - Pueblo CO 11/16 Boobie Trap - Topeka KS 11/18 The Rino - KC MO 11/20 Paducah Beer Werks - Paducah KY 11/23 Stone Tavern - Kent OH 11/24 McFarland Manor - Cleveland OH Photo by Dana!

When was the last time you were at a Dennys in the daylight? (For those concerned, Yes they have vegan options haha)

Half way through this tour and we're having a great time!! We had amazing shows all throughout Texas and in Phoenix!! Ready to rock CA, OR, ID, UT, CO, KS, MO, KY, and OH!!! Props to Bitforce for learning and playing our song "Game of Love" with us in San Antonio!!

Killer day off at the Beach! We getting weird in NOLA tomorrow then Houston on Tuesday! Let's go!!

It's a little known fact, but if you book Crunk Witch to play your wedding, we'll also help set up!! #welovelove

Its Hannahs birthday today!! The greatest human to have ever lived grows another wonderful year older. Her gifts have been showing up all week, but just look at what she got in the mail today!! These shirts look amazing and they GLOW IN THE DARK!!! Available in Comfy Next Level brand unisex shirts, sizes XS to 3XL. Get yours at: https://crunkwitch.bandcamp.com/merch/crunk-after-dark-glow-in-the-dark-shirt Tour starts next week and we can't wait to celebrate with you all!!

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It's Crunk Witch's favorite time of the year!!! We can't wait to spend it getting weird with y'all, ALL over the country!!! Check the dates below, set reminders in your phone, and get ready to get wild!!! Let's go!!!!! 10/13 UMPI - Presque Isle ME 10/23 Starlite - Southbridge MA 10/24 Lot 10 - Ithaca NY 10/25 CODA - Cleveland OH 10/26 The Cobra - Nashville TN 10/27 PRIVATE EVENT - Pensacola FL 10/29 Sidney's Saloon - New Orleans LA 10/30 Neil's Bahr - Houston TX (Countdown to Halloween) 11/01 Dozen Street - Austin TX 11/02 Oak Hills Tavern - San Antonio TX 11/04 Bonus Round - Phoenix AZ 11/06 The Merrow - San Diego CA 11/07 The Lexington - Los Angeles CA 11/08 The Dip - Redding CA 11/09 Axe & Fiddle - Cottage Grove OR 11/10 High Note Cafe - Boise ID 11/12 Ice Haus - Murray UT 11/13 Lion's Lair - Denver CO 11/14 Hanging Tree Cafe - Pueblo CO 11/16 Boobie Trap - Topeka KS 11/18 The Rino - Kansas City MO 11/20 Paducah Beer Werks - Paducah KY 11/23 Stone Tavern - Kent OH 11/24 McFarland Manor (House Show) - Cleveland OH LET"S GO!!!!

Best Insult I've Ever Dished Out: Young Kid: What House (Harry Potter) are you in? Me: Hufflepuff. Young Kid: My dad and I are both Gryffindors! (proudly) Me: More like Gryffin-Dorks! .... burn.

Sunday morning vibes

We finally listed this awesome tanktop on our bandcamp: https://crunkwitch.bandcamp.com/merch/unicorn-tanktop-w-glitter We're so excited to share it with y'all, but do you know what else is exciting? It's almost time to vote! I’m sure you’ve been watching the political storm unfold lately and asked yourself: what can I do? I’m only one person! Well-turns out, there’s a lot you can do to help! First off, don’t forget to register and vote on November 6th. We'll be on tour and have already requested our absentee ballots. There’s also a lot of stellar candidates who can make the world a better place to live. Be sure to research who's running in your local election. We all want a better place. More partying. Less worry. AND, IF YOU’RE DOWN TO GIVE TO BIG ORGS THAT HELP WOMEN RUN ALL OVER THE U.S.: Planned Parenthood and EMILY’s List are super awesome, too! If you want to donate to them go here: https://www.emilyslist.org/ And here: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/ THANK YOU for taking the time to read this. Mark your calendars and help any way you can!

S b ota, with sulfa (Shots with Sulfur)

This hurricane aint kitten around!! We've had to cancel tomorrow nights show in Charleston SC for meow, as it's right on the coast in the damage path. However, we'll still be in Greenville NC tonight and Augusta GA on Thursday.

If you aren't able to see us live on this September run of shows, you can watch us perform a live set below on Radio Concuss!!! Thanks to them for having us and filming. They do a great job out there in Seattle. Follow them on Facebook and Youtube to see live performances from great acts like Mega Ran, Ceschi Ramos, and Sammus!!

Meet the newest member of the fam. He doesn't have a name yet but he's going to be a big nephew to our little ladies.

We're getting Crunk as Witch all over the Eastcoast!! Grab your friends, dress sexy, and come set September on fire!!! -----DATES----- 9.04 Arcadia - Portland ME 9.06 Cafe 9 - New Haven CT 9.07 MAGLabs - Alexandria VA 9.09 Garden Grove - Richmond VA 9.11 Trollingwood - Greenville NC 9.12 Tin Roof - Charleston SC 9.13 Soul Bar - Augusta GA 9.14 Shanty Town - Jacksonville FL 9.15 The Geek Easy - Winter Park FL 9.16 Back Porch Bar - Pensacola FL 9.18 Milestone - Charlotte NC 9.19 Wicked Witch - Raleigh NC 9.20 Monstercade - Winston Salem NC 9.21 Pompei Lounge - Staunton VA 9.22 Joe Squared - Baltimore MD

Thank you all so much for the well wishes for my birthday and our wedding anniversary. We had a wonderfully relaxing 3 days of fun! Back to work today and getting so excited for this September tour. If you're on the eastcoast, check our dates and get ready to party!!!

Everyday feels like a holiday with you. We cook and clean together. Make love and sleep together. We travel the country, learning more about each other every mile. It feels like yesterday and also an eternity. Happy 9 year wedding anniversary.